On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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