I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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