so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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