Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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