quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
The power of my boobs compel you
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