Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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