i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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