With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
