guys are not supposed to queef...right?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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