your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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