I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
you never un-have a 4some
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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