im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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