Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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