my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
not ubering you a puppy
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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