you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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