Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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