All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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