Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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