I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Randomize
