I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
