Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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