Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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