My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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