Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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