D3 body, D1 cock
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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