I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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