what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
