It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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