it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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