i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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