kristin has been a bad kristin
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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