I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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