well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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