I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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