In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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