i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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