I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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