How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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