I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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