Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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