You're completely useless in the revolution.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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