just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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