I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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