please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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