Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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