i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
