I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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