At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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