whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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