So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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