Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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