it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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