She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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