You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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