walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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