Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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